Check out my wine tongue.

Check out my wine tongue.

i drank 2/3 of a bottle of white wine while editing a paper. made the whole process less depressing.

i drank 2/3 of a bottle of white wine while editing a paper. made the whole process less depressing.

Stills from a drunk video of myself that I don’t remember taking. That right eye just didn’t want to stay open.

Stills from a drunk video of myself that I don’t remember taking. That right eye just didn’t want to stay open.

i mean, i just love white wine so much. so much.

i mean, i just love white wine so much. so much.

crowcrow:the show was fun. my act went well. i’m home and drunk. i’m eating cottage cheese. someone come lick my cunt

let’s get this party started again! here’s one from last week of me! send in more drunk pictures guys!

crowcrow:the show was fun. my act went well. i’m home and drunk. i’m eating cottage cheese. someone come lick my cunt

let’s get this party started again! here’s one from last week of me! send in more drunk pictures guys!

Drunk with a rabbit.

Drunk with a rabbit.

tamethelion:Me: “I need to be in the front” Erik: *scoffs* Me: “Get out of my room.” 

tamethelion:Me: “I need to be in the front” Erik: *scoffs* Me: “Get out of my room.” 

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voilescieux:So sober.

voilescieux:So sober.

churrs:I took this picture Saturday night (apparently)

churrs:I took this picture Saturday night (apparently)